Hey there Lincoln Lawyer:

thanks for the Sturgis update but you don’t need
a surrogate girlfriend you need a placebo girlfriend
hey its just an idea but
Canadian guys like Connie the cardboard girlfriend
( it’s a girlfriend made out of cardboard )
and in the United States
she’s Cindy the cardboard girlfriend
order online:

throw her up into the air and
she’s a cheerleader:
toss her up into the air as
many times as you want and
by heck it’s just cardboard
you can make your own cardboard
girlfriend fold her up and put her
in the front seat of the RV
and draw on a seat belt with a black marker
or strap her in with the real one if you want
doesn’t matter make her a
sweater out of putty
Fold her up again and put her
behind the fridge when you get home
and Mrs. BikerLawblog
won’t even know she’s there.
.
You and Cardboard Cindy are always
welcome at the Glencoe campground:
no fear, no judging
you don’t have to be afraid to go next year.
There’s also a cardboard Gary and a
cardboard Dick but they have to use a
separate campground and cardboard Gary
must be flipped over while still
in his sleeping bag those are
the rules.

Extension 0? What kind of
American get up and go extension
is that supposed to be? ext zero?
Does Indian Motorcycles of Orange
County have an extension 0?
I think not.
1-CAL-IFO-RNIA ext UWIN or
1-800- SOL-VENT ext UGET
Something like that.
Now u try it.

Congratulations to Ms. Terri
on her graduation next month.
But my God, you make it sound like
her logins and passwords would all
expire and she accidentally set fire
to herself with the toaster
unless she were not in constant
communication with you.

I’d be overjoyed to be rid of
you and your big muscles
and text messaging from the
garage for two weeks and
dancing on the beach, how do
you know that didn’t happen?
I know you love her a lot but
you got “little” Terri going
to what? Tiny medical school?

I don’t know everything but judging
by the awesome photos on
the blog she’s a grown woman
give her some credit for turning
out the lights before
leaving the house.

No worries big guy.
You look good.
No delta variant is going to
go anywhere near you and your
huge honkin’ Gold’s Gym
vitamin D crazy manly cigar.
Four out of five California
doctors recommend.

Yes the old biker is dying out
and about to go the same way
as the Pony Express;

it’s time to take Alexander Hamilton off the
ten dollar bill and replace it with
any real biker so we can
remember what its supposed to
look like don’t know who
we’re going to get maybe some
other guy with
a big cigar or someone younger
before they went to law school.

Sept 20 Canadians vote for a new
prime minister or decide to keep/relect
the old one, Trudeau Trump bum fuck
and his totally screwed up Covid
pandemic response,
or someone else.

The next day Canadians vote to approve
their new national anthem
“It Never Rains in Southern California”
because the words are just easier
to remember.

The Canadian government doesn’t use
calculators like they do in other countries
so all the free government money has
run out and everyone is angry
and wants the Government to have
more programs to help people into
their first $800,000 home
with free money.

If you lost your job at Starbucks during
the pandemic too f***** bad
no help for you.

Good that you went to Sturgis
but getting older is getting harder
and don’t look now but God gave you
your best scary ride ever through the
Black Hills at night no point in trying to
repeat it next year where someone has to
find the body covered with wolverine bites
no one’s going to know its supposed
to be a kick ass take no prisoners
lawyer if the body is covered in
wolverine bites and Instagram sure
isn’t going to help.

Covid or no covid next winter I
want to go out west to see the
Rockies covered with snow so
43.12 plus taxes gets me RT on
Flip Flop discount airlines sorry no,
Flair Airlines, yes it sound like a
feminine hygiene product but its not
a feminine hygiene product
its a Canadian discount carrier
airline flying four Boeing 757s
out of the regional airport
and the rest of the planes
in and out of of
Florida courtrooms where they’re
being sued by American
investors If it all works out
going to buy a white cowboy hat
no cigar for my big ugly old head.
Well that’s it.
It’s just a dream.

Good luck with your
skull replacement surgery and
stay focused and make a
good recovery and continue
to make informed deicisions
about getting older and
how you wish to ride.