But I will still angle for the lawyer with
bike TV show, HBO, there’s got to be something
to make that work, a little bit funny too makes
the world go round.

Forget lawyer. Orange County Chopper Court/Bike Judge.

HM

Having watched the website a while now
there’s still a truck load of positive stuff there,
so no one has anything to regret.

I wish you both well.

HM

The article was premature. It did not workout.

I’m glad you and Liz have reconnected.
If your tax man was a marriage counsellor
as well and just told you what the correct
entries were, minus the romance, they can
be made now. No need to pretend.
Lonely single people know what couples
do wrong, other couples just schmooze you
to death. I can restrict myself to one item
of unsolicited advice: “yelling therapy”
in the kitchen.
I know you’re not the yelling types,
but that just makes it better.
You yell:

“You dumb b—, I give and give and give
and line up all the ducks for you and
relatives I’ve never heard of before, can’t
you at least walk a little faster..”

She:

You dumb “b—d”, are you going out again Norm?
Let me guess, are you going to buy “something”??
Harley’s got a new motorcycle now that’s all
leather, leather everything, nothing to
accessorize. Buy that. Leather fuel tank
and odometer. Everything. It’s a real time saver…”

Do not throw frozen food or coffee.

Striking poses is for the workplace, not for
your partner, so sorry, two items. Cabo San Lucas
and Tiffany await: the guy behind the counter
is named Geronimo, because that’s the name his
mom gave him but he knows how to talk about
the Keystone Pipeline and the United States moving
the Rio Grande international boundary back and
forth until Abraham Lincoln put a stop to it, so
naming him was kind of a protest vote. Guys can be
millionaires and still not know how to buy their
wife anything nice.

Great that everything has worked out.

Cabo Surf Hotel has sharp rocks
but surfers manage. Don’t make me say
it again.

HM