Hello Biker Lawn Blog fan boy sorry
Law Blog fan boy or
boys if two fans watching at same time what’s new something must be
new hope something good
news.

Pfizer shot # 1 a
done deal Pfizer
# 2 scheduled for
July in airport hanger or in abandoned Home
Depot we don’t know yet maybe just a popcycle dripping onto your
forehead and not
a shot at all because that’s what a USDFA official
says that’s all we’re
going to get because the guy is still unhappy with
his fishing trip to
Canada from ten
years ago.

Please keep the US
Canada border closed. Unless you are a supermodel
or NFL quarterback
we don’t want any
Alamo germs spreading across any of our recently cleaned surfaces.
Absolutely someone must be
more than just a
politician to cross

However, in an effort to kickstart
the economies of
each nation both
killer whales from
Marineland will be
released into the
Niagara River to go
over the Falls where people on both sides can see it without having to
inconvenience themselves with a
border crossing
and expensive parking.
Sounds friendly to me.

Some one tell Prince Harry and
Meghan Markle to
stop trying to fit
into Southern California and get a
second job if the Queen won’t pay
the massive roaming charges
incurred in the
Los Angeles Metroplex on their
cell phone bill.
Switching to any
reasonably priced
family plan should
do the trick.

A second, third, fourth even fifth
Oprah interview,
just do whatever it
takes, ask NIKE for
an arts grant if you have too, the world wants to know how
can anyone be a
Helicopter pilot
in Afghanistan for
four years and still
name their son Archie. I called both my twin boys
Jughead because we really liked the name. OK.

Its time to ask the
tough questions and get US Immigration officials to tell Meghan Markle she
doesn’t have to come to a standstill
and stop on the
sidewalk and salute
if some punk yells
half breed out the
car window.
Just tell them you’re Canadian
and every red blooded American
just runs the other way. Every Canadian knows this and in many
places you can use
the same trick
to super size your
fries for free.

Covid Family Network: HBO
green lights
“Grannies of Anarchy” :
The Grannies
abandon their
motorcycle blockade of San
Bernadino Yarn Barn when news
arrives in first episode that an
18 wheeler tractor
trailer rig loaded
with a cargo of
adult diapers exploded at night in a giant fireball in
the Mexican Desert. However
the Mexican border
is intermittently closed due to
COVID travel restrictions.

The Grannies start using swear words
and fly to Cancun
instead.

Yes Grizzly Addams
thinks he’s funny
sorry.
You let us know how you made out
with your dad, that’s what we’re
here for.