Go ahead. Block all the bridges.
All eight of them.
Grapes go from Peru to
Philadelphia to the Ontario Food
Terminal to grocery chain
warehouses where government
mandated vaccinations are not
in place for employees, to
supermarkets where compulsory
government mandated vaccinations
for employees have also never
been in place for the entire two
years of the pandemic, it’s
optional. The exploited retail
grocery store worker loophole
has never been plugged, they
can just continue working until
they drop dead thank you very
much so if 20 percent of
truckers don’t want to get
vaccinated, let ’em, what do
I care?
I like curves too.

The Ambassador Bridge to
Detroit is a privately owned
American concern.
Their mafia public relations
firm that usually tells us
what a good deal it is and that
the 14.87US that it costs to
cross is worth every penny,
has been strangely silent
during this blockade.

General Motors and Ford own
all the nuts and bolts and
screws in Michigan anyway
and now that trained rats
hold up the interstate access
and exit signs on the
American side and signs
don’t have to be bolted,
there’s always
a lot of car parts somewhere
and they should stop
complaining.

The Ambassador Bridge is not
much of a blockade anyway and
the news cameras only show
you that part of the parking lot
normally reserved for Canadians
to get out of their cars
upon return and
give thanks to God for having
survived another trip to
Detroit.

The Ambassador Bridge is
derelict and should have been
replaced a long time ago.
After crossing you are dumped
into the worst part of the
Detroit ghetto.
That being said, the toll booths
are now the only buildings
in downtown Detroit that don’t
have boards nailed onto them
and appear very modern.

It wasn’t always so.
Back in the day before cell phones
the Ambassador Bridge was
the freedom bridge to the magic
world of Detroit. This was before
you had to ask yourself
questions like “is the daytime
gunfire getting any closer to you?”
or, is “lying face down in a vacant
lot until nightfall a valid
security precaution?”
( no it isn’t anymore)

In the early eighties only very
rich white people said
motherfucker to each other on
the golf course, a long time
before Eminem said it to his
grade 2 school teacher or Marine
Corps drill instructors to their new
recruits and way before big black
guys wore fur coats and hung
car hood ornaments around
their necks.

My personal take on the covid
pandemic is that God is going
to bury all that stuff six feet
under never to return.

Detroit was a dangerous place
and an exciting place and was
home to and what still is the best
collection of Beaux Arts
skyscraper architecture outside
of Manhattan.

I remember, and I dedicate this
all to trucker convoys and
Biker Law Blog, how the sports
editor at the Detroit Free Press
let me out onto the roof
of the Free Press building for an hour to take photos. It was incredible.

I was Batman with a camera
in Gotham City, skyscrapers
everywhere, thank you USA
and the Detroit Free Press.

Emboldened by my success
I picked a skyscraper at
random and went in and hit the
button for the 34th floor.
The elevator doors opened
to reveal a giant floor to
ceiling Federal Bureau of
Investigation medallion with
two FBI agents running my way
yelling “what do you want?”

“I want to take pictures of
the skyscrapers across the
street’, and they said you
can’t and I said why and they
said that’s the CIA over there
and sometimes we do work
for them and then I guess
I kinda lost it and said
“blow me, you do not”,
or some other internationally
insensitive thing and
was then manhandled by both
agents back into the elevator
where they hit the wrong
button and we ended up in
the basement cafeteria
with other FBI agents in
non lethal positions
eating their lunch and I would
be allowed to buy some too
if I was hungry.
I haven’t been back to
Detroit since.

Fast forward and three cheers
for the FBI to threaten an
investigation into
the Trucker Convoy GoFundMe
platform to make sure people
got their refunds after the
Ontario Government shut it
down and froze the assets.
Seizing money on legal pretexts
and making it disappear
behind a wall of silence is
a very Canadian way of doing
business.

So is Walmart saying covid
antigen self test kits are free
as long as you buy 35$ in
groceries after the government
sent out millions of free new
test kits to retailers last week.
(Walmart backpedaled in
four hours)
Free is free.

I support vaccinations, mask
wearing, and the Trucker
Convoy platform that we don’t
want to live in a police state.

Quitting smoking is great news.

I would like to be included in any class action suit. I just got denied a return with a receipt within 7 days of purchase date because I used 11.45 cents store credit that the store approved. And this was after I spent over 300 dollars the same week and tried to return seventy dollars that was not needed of unopened merchandise with receipt …this kind of crap has to be illegal.

My pigskin cellphone cover
should have told me football games have quarters not periods cause
here out in the bush I’m
always in a hurry cause my
fingers are freezing and the
dam cellphone always lies to me about the remaining
battery power. My knife always falls into the snow
and by the time I find it the phones dead.

Get well soon for your
next beer which I assume
is off the menu fo a while.
Maybe a friend has a hot tub to slide into to help
with the pain and no one
has to sell everything
and move to Wounded
Knee North Dakota ha ha

Hi.

The local football fix here
is in Hamilton forty miles
down the road McMaster University
go Mac go

or the TigerCats big boys
blood and guts CFL
Steel town football in Hamilton
don’t have the money
for that one right now

so: YouTube Mcmaster/Ottawa
September 2019
gives you the general idea
go Mac go all young guys
not corrupted by money
and mortgages yet.
Highlights 5 minutes.

I can only attend these events in the pouring rain.

Cancelled last year.

This year Oct 31
also in the pouring rain and
covid protocols:
no kids meet and greet with the players
on the field post game,
no touchdown fireworks
fizzling off the nearby
university residence rooftops.

Halftime show is freezing rain
and snowflakes so
everyone under the stadium steps then
drinking coffee jerky.

After halftime the free Tshirt toss
is something from
“The Fruit Fairy Yogurt Bar”
across the street how can a
yogurt bar have a happy hour
don’t know but no
social distancing people dive
all over it as tshirts flung into the crowd.

Nike and Sheraton promo ads all around the stadium
but the corporate support
apparently
doesn’t extend to Tshirts anyone would want to wear.

If your mask falls off and
into a puddle while talking
to the police officer all okay
all puddles filled with
masks
by third period and people
yelling
“Break the window,
Break the windows etc etc

Endzone goalposts closest to campus
now even closer by forty feet
as new office building under
construction goes up.

No broken windows but two
missing footballs have gone
through openings where
windows have yet to be installed
after different field goal attempts.

McMaster University/University of Guelph
final score 48 to 42 or similar
most of which is about 18 field goals combined.

For a lot of these boys this is their last football game. They will have to
say goodbye to the comradery and
all the rest of it, something good and true
and you can only have it when you’re young,
and not all guys get to have it.

They know it, and win or loose after the
game remain bowed in a huddle for
almost ten minutes, I timed it.

For these reasons at the last game coaches
release a new cohort of players for each play
so guys can play.

Graduating players are honoured pregame
by walking onto the field to “Land of Hope And Glory” playing over the stadium
loudspeakers, one guy limping in a
full leg cast. The crowd went quiet.

They all seem to have
Sociology degrees
so I don’t know what they are supposed to
do with them in the abyss of moneymaking that life will expect of them.

King Edward VII went to Edward Elgar and said
I really like the tune,
would it be possible to
come up with some words for it?
There’s an American version of
Land of Hope and Glory,
don’t know what it is.

Good news, bad news:

Bad news: The US Airforce wants
you to go back to
Chatsworth High and complete
Grade 12 the regular way
no matter how much limping
you have to do, or no AirForce pension.

Friday Night Lights
is a great movie but
American dads put a lot
of pressure on their sons
and dont tell them everything they might have to know about football
starting with the quarterback doesnt get
sacked a lot and usually
finishes his high school
without torn anything.
But Im not being fair
and sorry you didnt
get to complete High
School football

The good news: September 3rd
was my birthday, though its. probably
not much help at this point
and I accept that.

I am sorry you are having such a difficult time.

I’m no sports ability person,
going to the football games
clears my head and makes
me feel younger.
The stands are full of healthy
twenty something kick as guys
who know their stuff
so the McMaster Football
program can survive without
my support.

I can probably get away with it
for a few more seasons.
I wear a hoody.
Maybe football can come back
into your life in some way.

You joined the Air Force
and fought to keep
the comradery with a bum knee
and succeeded in spades
and that’s great.
Hope that doesnt
sound to
patronizing

The CFL football is a little bit bigger
than the American one and I can
send you a new one later if you’re
desperate surely there must be someone to throw it too when you’re feeling better.

In the meantime, shit buddy,
is there no one in La La Land who
will stand up to you:
some two foot tall buck teeth
thoroughbred horse jockey
who would heap contumely
on you and your motorcycle
if they saw it pull up in
the parking lot at the racetrack?

How much stuff do you want on your
plate? Take it off and leave it off.
Do you have to ride in the Rose Parade four weeks from now
or resume Kung Fu Chow Mein
at the gym in two weeks?

Most Canadian motorcycles stay in the garage four months all winter
because black ice extends almost
into the living room during
that time.

Perverts Row Sturgis is on no one’s bucket list; if you
want perverts
I’ll take pictures of the people across
the street and email that.

There must be thousands
of perverts in Huntington Beach
(don’t know) who would be willing
to stand in a row for you for a photo op if you just put some effort into it. Seduce them with your
legal charms.

Do what the doctors tell you and get well soon and
keep us up to speed.
I’m glad you didn’t kick the bucket or else my previous obnoxious email
would just be lying around at Biker Law Blog with no one to post it.

PBS Blu Ray Jackie
Robinson is a good two nights on the sofa
with your main squeeze,
order that. No obsessive
behavior is the hidden lecture; the best pars in these PBS documentaries are still the opening credits
where the various charitable trusts are acknowledged in front of
a seatef Abraham Lincoln, and the contributions fro

“Viewers Like You”,

Thank you

Happy New Year

Go Mac Go

Hey there Lincoln Lawyer:

thanks for the Sturgis update but you don’t need
a surrogate girlfriend you need a placebo girlfriend
hey its just an idea but
Canadian guys like Connie the cardboard girlfriend
( it’s a girlfriend made out of cardboard )
and in the United States
she’s Cindy the cardboard girlfriend
order online:

throw her up into the air and
she’s a cheerleader:
toss her up into the air as
many times as you want and
by heck it’s just cardboard
you can make your own cardboard
girlfriend fold her up and put her
in the front seat of the RV
and draw on a seat belt with a black marker
or strap her in with the real one if you want
doesn’t matter make her a
sweater out of putty
Fold her up again and put her
behind the fridge when you get home
and Mrs. BikerLawblog
won’t even know she’s there.
.
You and Cardboard Cindy are always
welcome at the Glencoe campground:
no fear, no judging
you don’t have to be afraid to go next year.
There’s also a cardboard Gary and a
cardboard Dick but they have to use a
separate campground and cardboard Gary
must be flipped over while still
in his sleeping bag those are
the rules.

Extension 0? What kind of
American get up and go extension
is that supposed to be? ext zero?
Does Indian Motorcycles of Orange
County have an extension 0?
I think not.
1-CAL-IFO-RNIA ext UWIN or
1-800- SOL-VENT ext UGET
Something like that.
Now u try it.

Congratulations to Ms. Terri
on her graduation next month.
But my God, you make it sound like
her logins and passwords would all
expire and she accidentally set fire
to herself with the toaster
unless she were not in constant
communication with you.

I’d be overjoyed to be rid of
you and your big muscles
and text messaging from the
garage for two weeks and
dancing on the beach, how do
you know that didn’t happen?
I know you love her a lot but
you got “little” Terri going
to what? Tiny medical school?

I don’t know everything but judging
by the awesome photos on
the blog she’s a grown woman
give her some credit for turning
out the lights before
leaving the house.

No worries big guy.
You look good.
No delta variant is going to
go anywhere near you and your
huge honkin’ Gold’s Gym
vitamin D crazy manly cigar.
Four out of five California
doctors recommend.

Yes the old biker is dying out
and about to go the same way
as the Pony Express;

it’s time to take Alexander Hamilton off the
ten dollar bill and replace it with
any real biker so we can
remember what its supposed to
look like don’t know who
we’re going to get maybe some
other guy with
a big cigar or someone younger
before they went to law school.

Sept 20 Canadians vote for a new
prime minister or decide to keep/relect
the old one, Trudeau Trump bum fuck
and his totally screwed up Covid
pandemic response,
or someone else.

The next day Canadians vote to approve
their new national anthem
“It Never Rains in Southern California”
because the words are just easier
to remember.

The Canadian government doesn’t use
calculators like they do in other countries
so all the free government money has
run out and everyone is angry
and wants the Government to have
more programs to help people into
their first $800,000 home
with free money.

If you lost your job at Starbucks during
the pandemic too f***** bad
no help for you.

Good that you went to Sturgis
but getting older is getting harder
and don’t look now but God gave you
your best scary ride ever through the
Black Hills at night no point in trying to
repeat it next year where someone has to
find the body covered with wolverine bites
no one’s going to know its supposed
to be a kick ass take no prisoners
lawyer if the body is covered in
wolverine bites and Instagram sure
isn’t going to help.

Covid or no covid next winter I
want to go out west to see the
Rockies covered with snow so
43.12 plus taxes gets me RT on
Flip Flop discount airlines sorry no,
Flair Airlines, yes it sound like a
feminine hygiene product but its not
a feminine hygiene product
its a Canadian discount carrier
airline flying four Boeing 757s
out of the regional airport
and the rest of the planes
in and out of of
Florida courtrooms where they’re
being sued by American
investors If it all works out
going to buy a white cowboy hat
no cigar for my big ugly old head.
Well that’s it.
It’s just a dream.

Good luck with your
skull replacement surgery and
stay focused and make a
good recovery and continue
to make informed deicisions
about getting older and
how you wish to ride.

I also tried to return items not opened (wrong size) and they refused told me to call number on receipt. I called the beyond ignorant and rude man at number on receipt. I got no answers whatsoever. I will NEVER shop at Home Depot again…hello Lowes!! Please include me in any and all class action lawsuits regarding my experience with Home Depot.

There ya go! Anyone faced with this should tell the officer you’d really appreciate an attempted vehicular assault charge & really go into detail to describe the severity of the situation. Deep breaths, try to remain calm…

Keep in mind a good amount of law enforcement also ride or have cop buddies who ride so most will understand.
A helmet cam alone & having a good idea of the laws so you can sound intelligent from the start & get the investigating officer to throw the book at whoever this is putting your life & your loved ones life at risk.

-& in almost all cases, there’s no reason for it other then just being a real prick to someone on a bike .

Exactly. The tailgater is TRULY putting ones life at risk. Unintentionally, yes there (are) idiots. There are also city slicker assholes m/f young old & every color who WILL INTENTIONALLY ride you, WONT back off when you let them know.. I stopped carrying when on my bike for this exact reason.
& I do believe in some cases, 55-80mph scenarios, highway , -one should be able to judge or be permitted to defuse / or defend this very possible life threatening situation THAT YOU DID NOT CREATE!!

..God help em if I have my girl with me, I can feel my face twitching & heartbeat in my throat as I write this, as I’m sure others can as well. -We no longer ride (on the roads) due to a lot of things these days- (Texting, internet, & just fcuked people) :/

-& to those kinds of people, oh.. “I pray for you” for alright.
son of bitches.

Careful to *all those who ride (decent).
Follow the lawyers advice above. Like the voice of God speaking to you in that scenario! Awesome advice man